The Hedgebrew Fantasy League (Est. 2014) is, perhaps, the greatest fantasy EPL league ever to grace planet Earth a small corner of Northern Ireland.
Founded by @stupiddave and @petehuey, and later adding @inawildplace to the Admin Team, the league has run in recent seasons on Fantrax’s excellent platform, with a growing roster year-on-year of people who spend their weekends feverishly pressing ‘refresh’.
Hall of Fame
The Hall of Fame denotes the winning side for each season.
(Clicking on a season jumps down to that season-in-review).
| Season | Champion | Team |
| HFL I (2014-15) | David Miller | How I Met Your Mata |
| HFL II (2015-16) | Gary Brown | Depay Day Loans |
| HFL III (2016-17) | David Miller | Klopp Kulture |
| HFL IV (2017-18) | Stephen Gibson | No Fuchs Given |
| HFL V (2018-19) | John Nixon | Enter Shaqiri |
| HFL VI (2019-20) | David Miller | Klopp Kulture |
| HFL VII (2020-21) | Stephen Gibson | Prisoners of Verdansk |
| HFL VIII (2021-22) | David Miller | Klopp Kulture |
| HFL IX (2022-23) | Peter Huey | Glendale Nightowls |
| HFL X (2023-24) | Steven McCollum | Pathetico Madrid |
Honours Board
The Honours Board includes every manager who has completed a ‘clean sweep’ in the HFL’s Fantrax Era (i.e. from HFL III onwards), beating each other manager in a full round of matches.
| Season | Manager | League Size | Win Streak |
| HFL IV (17-18) | Andrew Beare | 10 | 10 wins |
| HFL V (18-19) | Robin Crockett | 10 | 11 wins |
| HFL V (18-19) | John Nixon | 10 | 16 wins |
| HFL VI (19-20) | David Miller | 10 | 11 wins |
| HFL VI (19-20) | Peter Huey | 10 | 11 wins |
| HFL VI (19-20) | Steven McCollum | 10 | 11 wins |
| HFL VII (20-21) | Stephen Gibson | 12 | 13 wins |
| HFL VIII (21-22) | David Miller | 12 | 13 wins |
| HFL IX (22-23) | Stephen Gibson | 12 | 11 wins |
| HFL X (23-24) | Peter Huey | 12 | 14 wins |
Season Reviews
Season 1: 2014-15
Champion: David Miller
Review in Brief
Hosted on this very website, Season 1 used a cunning Java app to scrape player data from the official Fantasy Premier League website. Teams were selected by auction, and two transfer “windows” followed with subsequent pub-based bartering sessions.
Champions How I Met Your Mata ran away with the league early on, finishing over 200 points (about 10%) ahead of second-placed AndybXI. Although the remaining ranks remained competitive, the only real disruption was the inaugural HFL League Cup (a feature not to be repeated until Season 4). Divided into two pools of four, a round robin was followed by semi-finals and a grand final, with the shock winner, Desert Wanderers, beating the league champions in the final in an extremely low-scoring affair.
Full rankings:
| Champion | David Miller | How I Met Your Mata |
| 2nd | Andrew Beare | AndybXI |
| 3rd | John Nixon | President’s Men |
| 4th | Peter Huey | Desert Wanderers |
| 5th | Stephen Gibson | Ballygowan Rovers |
| 6th | David Lowry | The Floundering Defence |
| 7th | Robin Crockett | Blaireau D’Or |
| Prize Ass | Gary Brown | Motalee Mafia |
Season 2: 2015-16
Champion: Gary Brown (Depay Day Loans)
Review in Brief
Season 2 saw the league switch to its own Java-powered minisite. Running again with two transfer windows, the league was also more compact. However, for much of the season it was also more competitive. Early on, 50 Shades of O’Shea led for the first part; but by Christmas, Depay Day Loans had taken top spot and would stay there until the season’s finale – something that would become a trend in HFL Champions. Perhaps the season’s biggest upset was to see the Season 1 winner fall away and almost finish last; fortunately for him, the honour of accepting the official ‘Prize Ass’ trophy would fall to the league’s early leader, 50 Shades of O’Shea.
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| 2015 Champion Dave presents 2016 Champion Gary with his new (self-purchased) trophy. | 2015’s Champion presents the 2016 Prize Ass with his trophy. |
Full rankings:
| Champion | Gary Brown | Depay Day Loans |
| 2nd | Robin Crockett | Herr Scumberto |
| 3rd | John Nixon | One Trick Bonys |
| 4th | Peter Huey | Bad Kompany |
| 5th | David Miller | Murder Sacker |
| Prize Ass | Stephen Gibson | 50 Shades of O’Shea |
Season 3: 2016-17
Champion: David Miller
Review in Brief
Season 3 marked a greater shift in format and running for the HFL, as it migrated wholly to Fantrax’s fantasy league platform. It also marked a return to the league for Andyb15, and the debut season for Monkstown Oaklanders (memorable, as Pete didn’t actually install the app on his smartphone until Christmas).
Season 3 also cemented one or two trends as gospel lore. In the first instance, Klopp Kulture hit the heights of 1st place in Gameweek 11, and remained until GW38 – lending credence to a ‘Top By Christmas’ mentality. This was even more remarkable as the eventual 1st and 2nd place teams had come second-last and last in Season 2, with Klopp Kulture’s predecessors How I Met Your Mata having been champions in Season 1 – yo-yo behaviour at its best.
Less remarkable was a third successive fourth-place finish for Glendale Nightowls’ manager.
Moving to Fantrax brought an end to the enjoyable, but logistically-nightmarish transfer window auctions, with transfers now possible in-game. This in turn introduced a high level of competitive focus for many players, and led to a higher level of week-by-week commentary.
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| The title returns to two-time winner Dave for 2017. | The 2017 Prize Ass Presentation |
Full rankings:
| Champion | David Miller | Klopp Kulture |
| 2nd | Stephen Gibson | Dundonald Trump |
| 3rd | Gary Brown | Martial Law |
| 4th | Peter Huey | Glendale Nightowls |
| 5th | Andrew Beare | Andyb15 |
| 6th | John Nixon | A Team has no Name |
| 7th | Robin Crockett | Blaireau D’Or |
| Prize Ass | Peter Gerard | Monkstown Oaklanders |
Season 4: 2017-18
Champion: Stephen Gibson
REVIEW IN BRIEF
In preparing for Season 4, much soul-searching went on amongst the HFL administrators. Moving to Fantrax had been judged a success, but it was felt the scoring system was in need of revision. One clear indicator of this was coined “The N’Golo Kanté rule”: in the real world, but diminutive Frenchman had, for two seasons, been considered far and away the best midfielder in the league; yet, in HFL Season 3, he scored as the 132nd best player overall. How could this be rebalanced?
The answer was to intitiate a fully-customised scoring system, rewarding every player statistic available: from passes made, to corners conceded, to chances missed. Though it left a few managers feeling a little bewildered initially, it was deemed an overwhelming success.
(Kanté, by the way, came 15th).
In the league itself, one trend did continue: that of the early season runaway. A strong showing from Stephen Gibson placed his team, No Fuchs Given, in top spot by Gameweek 4 – and there he stayed throughout, despite a drastic dip in form in the second half of the season. Once again, the importance of the draft shone through; argued that his ascendancy can be most closed tied to the season’s only inter-league transfer in Gameweek 2, when he acquired Harry Kane in exchange for David Silva.
There was no doubt that the most improved team this season were Monkstown Oaklanders, managed by Pete Gerard: Season 3’s Prize Ass winner had a storming second half to the season, eventually climbing from 9th to 4th place, and winning the revived HFL Cup (played outside of Fantrax in early February).
Elsewhere, Glendale Nightowls bucked a trend by failing to finish in 4th position for the first time ever – climbing to the heady heights of 2nd after a tight back-and-forth with Andyb15 at the end of the season. Although in the end, Glendale finished only 100 Fantasy points (out of a total of 5066) behind champions No Fuchs Given, the gap of 12 league points overall only further illustrated Gibson’s dominance. Season 3 Champion Dave languished down in 8th, whilst his fellow league admin Robin finished 7th for the second season on the trot.
The other major change for Season 4 was the league’s expansion to 10 teams. With a tradition emerging whereby new managers would improve vastly in their second season, the stage was set for a fascinating Season 5.
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| After a frustrating runners-up spot in Season 3, Gibbo ran away with the league trophy in Season 4. | Pete accepts his winnings as HFL Cup champion. |
FULL RANKINGS:
| Champion | Stephen Gibson | No Fuchs Given |
| 2nd | Peter Huey | Glendale Nightowls |
| 3rd | Andrew Beare | Andyb15 |
| 4th | Peter Gerard | Monkstown Oaklanders |
| 5th | John Nixon | Show me the mané |
| 6th | Gary Brown | Hakuna Morata |
| 7th | Robin Crockett | Blaireau D’Or |
| 8th | David Miller | Klopp Kulture |
| 9th | Alistair Mitchell | Ali’s in Wonderland |
| Prize Ass | Mark McCavery | Kanté touch this |
Season 5: 2018-19
Champion: John Nixon
REVIEW IN BRIEF
Season 5 was the first ‘settled’ season, where only a few tweaks were made following the previous year’s success. However, big changes were afoot in the outcomes.
The following two years had seen big leads opened early on, most notably with the reigning champs having gone top in Gameweek 4 and remained throughout. Not so this year: after some early dominance, a tightly-fought three-way race emerged half way through, which would run almost to the final gameweek of the season.
In the midst of chaotic opening exchanges, Peter Huey’s Glendale Nightowls landed in top spot for Gameweek 2 and would sit there for 18 consecutive weeks, maintaining a solid two or three win lead over the pack. But by the midway point at week 18, everything was about to change.
Dramatically, one of the closest rivals had been Gibson’s ‘No Fuchs Given’, as the champion seemed destined to break with precedent and challenge for back-to-back titles. But from second place in week 16, a bruising start to 2019 led to a dramatic fall from grace, sitting at the foot of the table for most of the back-end of the season, only to escape a second Prize Ass award in the final round of games.
That dubious honour instead fell to Ali Mitchell’s Sydenham Wine Team, recording just 12 wins out of 38 and the lowest Fantasy points total overall.
At the other end of the table, it was Blaireau d’Or who caught Glendale Nightowls as the former was caught after a blip in form at Christmas. Despite recovering to win seven-in-a-row by early March, Glendale’s time at the top was curtailed because a new power was rising.
At the start of December, Gameweek 15 saw John Nixon’s ‘Enter Shaqiri’ sitting 7th after a two-game losing streak. He would lose again in week 22, but had climbed to fourth; after that, Enter Shaqiri went on an unstoppable 16 week winning streak that would run all the way to the season’s climax. Ultimately, Blaireau d’Or were pushed back in to third place by Glendale Nightowls based on their head-to-head record, but Enter Shaqiri beat them both by 6 points.
A lively HFL Cup also saw Glendale and Blaireau d’Or face off in the final, with Glendale Nightowls again the victor. Perhaps most notable about that second competition were the semi-finals, where a bizarrely poor game week saw an average score of just 55.8 across a four contestants – less than half of the usual gameweek average.
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| After an amazing winning streak, John comes out on top. | Pete H settles for second in the league, but wins the cup. | Ali swoops in on the last day to be crowned a Prize Ass. |
FULL RANKINGS:
| Champion | John Nixon | Enter Shaqiri |
| 2nd | Peter Huey | Glendale Nightowls |
| 3rd | Robin Crockett | Blaireau d’Or |
| 4th | Mark McCavery | Willian Dollar Baby |
| 5th | David Miller | Klopp Kulture |
| 6th | Andrew Beare | Andyb15 |
| 7th | Gary Brown | United Oui Paul |
| 8th | Peter Gerard | Monkstown Oaklanders |
| 9th | Stephen Gibson | No Fuchs Given |
| Prize Ass | Ali Mitchell | Sydenham Wine Team |
Season 6: 2019-20
Champion: David Miller
Review in Brief
Season 6: 2019-20
As was the case globally, the 2019-20 season will be primarily remembered for the dramatic suspension of play – both real and fantasy – for months as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. The HFL was dramatically impacted as the EPL’s ‘Project Restart’ saw a flurry of action as the final nine gameweeks were squeezed into June and July.
The previous August had seen an animated start to the season. Newcomer Steven McCollum’s Pathetico Madrid well and truly bucked the trend for debutants by getting right into the mix early on. Previous two-time winner David Miller staked a claim early on for first place, with Klopp Kulture gaining top spot twice before settling in by Gameweek 12 for a long run. Would the general pattern (only broken the previous season) of the champion being top at Christmas hold firm? It certainly seemed to be the case until lockdown hit.
Play resumed in Gameweek 30, and by 32 McCollum had finally pushed Miller into second place. The league collectively held their breath – could the rookie pull it off?
A freak collapse in Gameweek 35 said otherwise. Miller was crowned the league’s first three-time champ in Gameweek 37 – officially the latest outright win yet.
Elsewhere, a strong season from Mark McCavery in his third year saw a push into the prize spots in the final weeks of the campaign to take third. In doing so, he pushed the perennial nearly-men of Peter Huey’s Glendale Nightowls into fourth – and returning Huey to a position he had previously made his own, with a record that now stands at 4-4-4-2-2-4 for the six HFL seasons thus far.
The middle of the table was dominated by a group of veterans, with all of the HFL’s other former champs grouped together, just ahead of a disappointing result for Robin Crockett’s Blaireau D’or. Despite topping the table in Gameweek 5, reigning champion John Nixon saw the league slip away as he fell into the bottom half of the table five weeks later, never to reemerge. Whilst not quite the full seesaw from top to bottom that has befallen previous champions, the ‘curse’ of the title-holder remains alive and (un)well.
The gap to the bottom two was more of a chasm, with a gap of 10 wins separating Crockett from Peter Gerard’s Monkstown Oaklanders in 9th. At the foot of the table, Alistair Mitchell’s Sydenham Wine Team set the unenviable record as the first team ever to retain the Prize Ass award. However, Mitchell’s joy at the return of Leeds United to the EPL for 2020-21 may see the wooden-spoon holder energised to avoid the dreaded three-in-a-row.
Punctuated by lockdown, the HFL Cup ran from GW25-32. Reigning cupholder Huey was knocked out by Miller in the semi finals, but was able to take some comfort in some revenge-by-proxy as former champ Stephen Gibson denied Miller an unprecedented double by winning a narrow final 123.55-117.3.
In closing, some miscellaneous factoids: debutant Steven McCollum set the HFL’s highest ever GW points total with 215.15 FPts in GW10; John Nixon topped the ‘Andy Got Screwed’ index, with the outgoing champion losing 4 times by fewer than 5 FPts. Glendale Nightowls set a record for the highest number of successful claims at 75 (a quarter of the entire league’s business).
FULL RANKINGS:
| Champion | David Miller | Klopp Kulture |
| 2nd | Steven McCollum | Pathetico Madrid |
| 3rd | Mark McCavery | Willian Dollar Baby |
| 4th | Peter Huey | Glendale Nightowls |
| 5th | Gary Brown | Wan v Juan |
| 6th | Stephen Gibson | No Fuchs Given |
| 7th | John Nixon | Alisson Wonderland |
| 8th | Robin Crockett | Blaireau d’or |
| 9th | Peter Gerard | Monkstown Oaklanders |
| Prize Ass | Ali Mitchell | Sydenham Wine Team |
Season 7: 2020-21
Champion: Stephen Gibson
As the COVID-19 pandemic continued to shift and change throughout 2020, at least football fans had something to cheer with the EPL resuming – albeit, behind closed doors – only a little later than would be the norm. For the first time, the HFL draft moved fully online; and whilst the comraderie of the in-person draft (and the associated evening out, to be fair) was much missed, the competition was as intense as ever.
Once again, the league had grown to 12-strong, with the return (again) of founding member Andy Beare added to with a debut for Andrew Hiles. The stage was set for a new challenge too, with the number of subs being cut from four to just two. No more stacking the bench with injured icons; managers were forced to think ruthlessly about squad management like never before.
A new trophy was added to the roster (perhaps Peter Gerard’s greatest contribution to the HFL): the HFL Belt. Starting with a random team, the Belt match each week sees the Belt at stake in a routine fixture. Whoever still holds it at the conclusion of the season wins the prize. The Belt would go on to change hands no fewer than 19 times in the course of the season – adding an extra dimension to matches every week.
Reigning champs Klopp Kulture came out of the gate strong at the start of the league season, winning their first five fixtures at a canter. Might this be the season the curse would finally be broken? Losing 8 of the following 12 meant otherwise, David washing up in 6th place when all was said and done.
Steven McCollum continued a ridiculous pace in his sophomore season, never falling below 3rd place from GW4 onwards: might he be able to get it over the line after going so close last time?
But the story of the league season was from a different veteran, Stephen Gibson. After losing 5 of the first 8 rounds, his Prisoners of Verdansk side found themselves languishing in 9th. Then, in a run not far off John Nixon’s a couple of years prior, a remarkable 13 win streak through the crucial winter period saw a meteoric rise turn into a icy grip on top spot.The remainder of the season turned into a tussle between him and McCollum’s Pathetico, constantly nipping at Gibson’s heels and even briefly displacing him; but it was not to be. Gibson earned a second star, holding Pathetico off by just a win’s difference, and demonstrating the combination of grit and luck needed to win this league.
For outgoing holders Klopp Kulture, David would find some solace in pulling things together for a strong cup run in the middle of the season. After dominant displays throughout the knock-out rounds (the less said about the group stage draw, the better) Klopp Kulture and fellow admins Glendale Nightowls faced off in the final, which KK won convincingly to take home the newly-inaugurated cup trophy.
McCollum too would find some comfort, snatching the belt from Andrew Beare’s grasp on the last day of the season to become the inaugural Belt holder. Those two would renew rivalries in Season 8.
It was generally acknowledged that a level of competitiveness had been achieved throughout the season, with even Prize Ass retainer Mitchell winning 10 GWs through the season, and a tight bunch in the middle of the table routinely knocking lumps out of opponents. Could this level of competition be maintained as the world – and sport – edged closer to ‘normality’?
| Place | Manager | Team | Wins | FPts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Champion | Stephen Gibson | Prisoners of Verdansk | 26 | 5482.30 |
| 2nd | Steven McCollum | Pathetico Madrid | 25 | 5611.30 |
| 3rd | Mark McCavery | Finding Timo | 24 | 5185.00 |
| 4th | Peter Huey | Glendale Nightowls | 22 | 5597.75 |
| 5th | John Nixon | Alisson Wonderland | 21 | 5194.60 |
| 6th | David Miller | Klopp Kulture | 21 | 5187.60 |
| 7th | Gary Brown | Best VAR None | 17 | 5159.60 |
| 8th | Robin Crockett | Blaireau d’or | 17 | 4943.05 |
| 9th | Andrew Beare | Bleary Wanderers | 16 | 5047.3 |
| 10th | Peter Gerard | Monkstown Oaklanders | 15 | 4253.6 |
| 11th | Andrew Hiles | Rookie FC | 13 | 4318.4 |
| Prize Ass | Ali Mitchell | Game of Throw Ins | 10 | 4188.45 |
Season 8: 2021-22
Champion: David Miller
REVIEW IN BRIEF
HFL VIII saw rare continuity from season-to-season, as the same 12 managers settled in to go head to head once more. Though early editions of the league had often seen a single manager dominate for large parts of the season, the pattern which had emerged in Season 7 began to settle as the norm. For most of Season 8 three different teams duked it out for the title, each occupying the top spot for between 6-12 game weeks.
The sophomore season of the HFL belt was dominated by a back-and-forth between Klopp Kulture and Glendale Nightowls, as from round 12 onwards they shared it for all but one rare weekend. Ultimately, Peter’s Nightowls snatched it back in GW37 to take the Belt home.
The Cup was a different story, as the same two teams faced off in the final but with Klopp Kulture emerging victorious to retain the trophy. In what would prove to be a popular format, the Cup became a five-a-side competition, with managers selecting five of their roster to compete, giving some variation from the ‘main’ gameweek scoring.
With the cup secured, the question became whether Dave’s Klopp Kulture could be the first HFL side to ‘do the double’. A titanic tussle post-Christmas saw the Kulture finally knock Glendale Nightowls off the top of the table in Gameweek 32, but in GW37 Glendale beat them again to tie it at 27 wins each. Both sides entered the final gameweek with tricky fixtures ahead: Glendale against former champ John Nixon, and Klopp Kulture drawing fellow admin Robin’s Blaireau d’or – both of whom were not shy about wanting cause an upset! In the end, it was agonisingly close: despite Glendale hammering Nixon’s Alisson Wonderland, Klopp Kulture squeaked past Blaireau d’or (136.2 – 134.3 FPts) and took the title on FPts difference.
Surely, the league could not be this close again?
| Place | Manager | Team | Wins | FPts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Champion | David Miller | Klopp Kulture | 28 | 6144.10 |
| 2nd | Peter Huey | Glendale Nightowls | 28 | 5926.25 |
| 3rd | Steven McCollum | Pathetico Madrid | 26 | 5358.85 |
| 4th | Andrew Beare | Bleary Wanderers | 26 | 5269.95 |
| 5th | Robin Crockett | Blaireau d’or | 20 | 5062.60 |
| 6th | Mark McCavery | Kante Touch Lukaku | 18 | 4903.70 |
| 7th | Stephen Gibson | Prisoners of Verdansk | 17 | 5045.45 |
| 8th | Andrew Hiles | Sophomore FC | 16 | 4667.15 |
| 9th | Ali Mitchell | El Loco-motiv Dundonald | 16 | 4681.90 |
| 10th | John Nixon | Alisson Wonderland | 14 | 4759.40 |
| 11th | Peter Gerard | Monkstown Oaklanders | 13 | 4216.70 |
| Prize Ass | Gary Brown | Varane United | 5 | 4043.85 |
Season 9: 2022-23
Champion: Peter Huey
Review in brief
In 2022-23, the fixture calendar went bananas: specifically, the first ever winter World Cup/sportswashing extravaganza meant an extraordinary number of double and blank game weeks across a fantasy season that required more spreadsheets than running a small-to-medium sized business.
Early predictions were that this level of disruption would have a knock-on effect on the HFL: surely a small number of managers would be able to take advantage, whilst others would be left behind by the carnage? Not a chance. By the time the mid-season break game and the international teams headed off to Qatar, the HFL saw four managers tied at the top of the table on 10 wins each, with Stephen Gibson, David Miller, John Nixon, and Steven McCollum all keeping pace with each other.
Nevertheless, in the spring, gaps began to open up. Gibson moved out in front, with only Nixon staying within a win behind him. Miller and McCollum got caught by Peter Huey, who had broken free of the chasing pack to join the mix. McCollum dropped off, and suddenly it was Huey surging through. The gaps kept closing: Gameweek 32 again had four teams tied at the top, with Huey ahead only on points difference from Nixon, Miller, and Gibson. But then Huey lost three in a row: now Miller was on top, with Huey two wins behind in fourth. Even putting wins back together, Gameweek 37 finished with Nixon and Gibson tied on 24 wins, one ahead of Huey and Miller on 23. The only path to victory for the chasing pack would require Nixon to lose the ever-dangerous McCollum, and Gibson to lose to veteran admin Robin Crockett. And in an absolute photo finish – that’s exactly what happened. The top four sides finished on 24 wins each, with Huey taking the title on FPtsF. Breathless stuff.
A victory even footballing legends could get behind.
Also, Dave won the cup for the third year on the bounce, blocking Peter from following in his footsteps by doing the double. The belt was snatched on the last day of the season by Robin, in that final day victory over Stephen Gibson – just to add salt to the wound! And after a season away, Ali Mitchell succeeded in reclaiming his beloved Prize Ass award, propping up the table with a respectable 7 wins.
| Place | Manager | Team | Wins | FPts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Champion | Peter Huey | Glendale Nightowls | 24 | 5706.75 |
| 2nd | John Nixon | Alisson Wonderland | 24 | 5419.80 |
| 3rd | Stephen Gibson | Prisoners of Verdansk | 24 | 5196.50 |
| 4th | David Miller | Klopp Kulture | 24 | 4999.65 |
| 5th | Robin Crockett | Blaireau d’or | 21 | 5443.50 |
| 6th | Andrew Hiles | Erratic FC | 20 | 4932.65 |
| 7th | Steven McCollum | Pathetico Madrid | 20 | 4853.85 |
| 8th | Mark McCavery | WhatsApp United | 19 | 5088.15 |
| 9th | Andrew Beare | Bleary Wanderers | 17 | 4958.70 |
| 10th | Peter Gerard | Monkstown Oaklanders | 13 | 4244.25 |
| 11th | Gary Brown | Discord United | 9 | 4012.25 |
| Prize Ass | Ali Mitchell | ABCDE FC | 7 | 4014.20 |
Season 10: 2023-24
Champion: Steven McCollum
Review in Brief
After the nail-biting chaos of the previous year, it seemed we were due a season where things might settle down a bit. HFL X began with a major change: administrator Robin taking an admin-only role, and stepping out of the management game, left a berth filled by new boy Conor O’Higgins. Would the curse of the newbie strike once more? (Spoiler: yes.)
Early exchanges saw former champ John Nixon climb to the summit by Gameweek 3 and appear to be set for another battle for the championship, with only Huey and McCollum nipping at his heels. By the end of the calendar year (and the end of Gameweek 19) Nixon and McCollum stood tied at the top of the table. Almost inexplicably, then, Nixon lost in Gameweek 21 – mid January – and would go on a 16-game losing streak that would see him only win again in the last two games of the season, finishing in 8th – almost the mirror of his extraordinary streak to win the championship five seasons earlier.
Things quickly settled, then, into a straight shootout (more or less) between key rivals McCollum and Huey for the title; the monotony only broken by David Miller’s Klopp Kulture’s ridiculous retention of the HFL Cup for a fourth successive season, narrowly besting McCollum in the final of the five-a-side tournament. The two teams at the top were streets ahead, but it was an early piece of pragmatism that perhaps sealed the deal.
With the legacy of the winter World Cup from the previous season still being felt, there continued to be an abnormally high number of double and blank gameweeks in the Premier League’s calendar. Always a minefield for a fantasy manager, Gameweek 29 may have been where the title was won and lost. With only eight EPL teams playing in real life, HFL managers had a decision to make: go all-in on beating an opponent who might be sunk anyway, or write the week off and think longer term? Huey did the first, McCollum the second, with the former being drawn into a slobberknocker with (eventual HFL Belt-winner) Mark McCavery and forced to make more changes than expected, the latter held his nerve and kept his roster intact. Both managers lost; but McCollum’s team not only picked straight back up again in week 30, but went on a high-scoring winning streak which included beating Huey in GW36 to go back to the top of the table, sealing the deal the week after as Huey lost again to concede the prize.
Having only ever finished outside the top 3 on one occasion since joining, McCollum had been the league’s ‘nearly man’ on numerous occasions: finally, he could claim the trophy for his own.
| Place | Manager | Team | Wins | FPts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Champion | Steven McCollum | Pathetico Madrid | 30 | 5964.50 |
| 2nd | Peter Huey | Glendale Nightowls | 29 | 5923.20 |
| 3rd | David Miller | Klopp Kulture | 26 | 5977.55 |
| 4th | Andrew Beare | Bleary Wanderers | 20 | 5098.65 |
| 5th | Andrew Hiles | Erratic FC | 20 | 4992.20 |
| 6th | Mark McCavery | Are You Afraid of the Mark? | 19 | 4962.90 |
| 7th | Stephen Gibson | Banjaxed Ballers | 18 | 5244.00 |
| 8th | John Nixon | Alisson Wonderland | 17 | 4789.15 |
| 9th | Conor O’Higgins | ASP Rejects | 15 | 5185.05 |
| 10th | Peter Gerard | Monkstown Oaklanders | 14 | 4588.25 |
| 11th | Gary Brown | Garnacho Libre | 11 | 4485.10 |
| Prize Ass | Ali Mitchell | Dundonaldinho FC | 9 | 4068.55 |